A song sung by Rhonda Lloyd and Lila Sawyer to Helga. The name comes from Lila's song from "Eugene, Eugene!".
Lila: It's not easy, being perfect...
Your voice must be soft and sweet.
Rhonda: You have a natural beauty,
Looks that just can't be beat.
Both: You just have to work it,
And you'll please every guy you meet.
Lila: If you want a boy to like you,
Just shine like the brightest star!
Rhonda: He'll like you just for being you,
Cuz you're fine the way you are!
Yes you're perfect the way you are!
Helga: Are you sure?
Both: You're perfect,